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Recycle Abercrombie Hollister American Eagle Aeropostale Sweatshirts 23 pcs · SKU 20-090926-003748 1 photo
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Recycle Abercrombie Hollister American Eagle Aeropostale Sweatshirts 23 pcs · SKU 20-090926-003748 23 units · Ships parcel
$84 $3.64 / piece
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Recycle Victoria Secret Pink Crop Sweatshirts & Joggers 16 pcs 1 photo
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Recycle Victoria Secret Pink Crop Sweatshirts & Joggers 16 pcs 16 units · Ships parcel
$50 $3.12 / piece
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Vintage & Modern Blank Sweatshirts & T-Shirts Box of 50 lbs 50 units · Ships parcel
$438 $8.75 / piece
Sells in ~34 days on resale
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Vintage & Modern Blank Printing Sweatshirts Mix Of 20 20 units · Ships parcel
$175 $8.75 / piece
Sells in ~34 days on resale
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Resale value, retail and wholesale · last 12 months

What Assholes Live Forever shirts sell for

Assholes Live Forever shirts sell for a median $20 used and $12 new with tags on Poshmark.

Based on sales we tracked on Poshmark, last 12 months · Updated Oct 14, 2026 · Data as of Oct 18, 2026 · How we price →

$20median sold price
42 daysmedian time to sell
A typical Assholes Live Forever shirt resale
Sold price$20
Days to sell42
New with tags vs used$12 / $20
Share of listings that sell47 %
Sep ’25 – Sep ’26period of the sales we tracked
$12–$3020–80 % band of sold prices
47 %sell-through: of listings from the last year, sold
45 %of active listings older than 90 days

Assholes Live Forever shirts worth, a piece

Medians of completed sales, the retail price of new listings and the lowest live wholesale price a piece on Closo — each named by where it was measured.

New

New with tags · sold on Poshmark$12median of sales we tracked, last 12 months

Pre-owned or any condition

Used · sold on Poshmark$20median of sales we tracked, last 12 months
Assholes Live Forever shirts prices: resale value, retail and wholesale · Data as of Oct 18, 2026Retail and resale prices are medians, with the middle of the prices (20th to 80th percentile) as the range. Closo Wholesale shows the lowest price a piece among live lots.
WhereConditionPriceRangeBasisAs of
New
PoshmarkNew with tags, men’s$12$8–$26Sold, last 12 monthsOct 18
Pre-owned or any condition
PoshmarkAny condition$20$12–$30Sold, last 12 monthsOct 18
PoshmarkUsed$20$15–$32Sold, last 12 monthsOct 18

Changes compare the last 90 days with the 90 before.

Tracked sales per monthSep ’25 – Sep ’26
Sep ’25 · median $15 · 26 daysOct ’25 · median — · — daysNov ’25 · median $15 · 23 daysDec ’25 · median $18 · 81 daysJan ’26 · median $20 · 23 daysFeb ’26 · median $12 · 86 daysMar ’26 · median $20 · 88 daysApr ’26 · median $23 · 25 daysMay ’26 · median $25 · 24 daysJun ’26 · median $26 · 34 daysJul ’26 · median $16 · 42 daysAug ’26 · median $9 · 29 daysSep ’26 · median $15 · 13 days
vs prior 30 days: −60 % sales we tracked in the last 30 days against the 30 before
Season

When Assholes Live Forever shirts move

Assholes Live Forever shirts sell in autumn and winter and summer: Nov, Feb and Jun carried 42 % of the year’s sales, with the peak in Feb ’26.

The last 30 days ran 60 % below the 30 before them.

Listed vs sold · Poshmark

Assholes Live Forever market

All Assholes Live Forever on Poshmark, every category

Buyer's marketPlenty listed, slow to sell
17months of supply

For resellersPrice to sell: 6 of every 10 listings here have sat for more than 90 days.

Compared with

Men › Shirts, same 12 months: the category as a whole, and the two brands whose sold prices overlap Assholes Live Forever’s band.

Category median · all brands

$20median sold price

Sells in 35 days, 22 % sell-through.

Harry Styles shirts

$8median sold price

Sells in 48 days, 82 % sell-through.

Neil Young shirts

$8median sold price

Sells in 60 days, 82 % sell-through.

Recently sold

8 newest Assholes Live Forever shirts sales. Titles as the sellers wrote them, trimmed.

  • Men's Sz M ALF Assholes Live Forever Tie Dye Bart Simpson SweatshirtMen's Sz M ALF Assholes Live Forever Tie Dye Bart Simpson Sweatshirt$15MUsedSep 21
  • Alf Black Graphic T-ShirtAlf Black Graphic T-Shirt$15XXLUsedSep 5
  • Assholes Live Forever Red Black Tie Dye Devil Horn Hoodie‎ Mens Small…Assholes Live Forever Red Black Tie Dye Devil Horn Hoodie‎ Mens Small…$20SUsedSep 3
  • Assholes live forever Graphic Hoodie Mens medium‎Assholes live forever Graphic Hoodie Mens medium‎$20MUsedAug 18
  • ALF Assholes Live Forever Hoodie- LALF Assholes Live Forever Hoodie- L$12LUsedAug 17
  • men’s assholes live forever hoodiemen’s assholes live forever hoodie$7LUsedAug 4
  • men’s black struggle with me hoodiemen’s black struggle with me hoodie$9XLUsedAug 3
  • Assholes Live Forever (ALF) White Long Sleeve Graphic T-Shirt NWOT Si…Assholes Live Forever (ALF) White Long Sleeve Graphic T-Shirt NWOT Si…$15XLUsedJul 31

Photos and titles belong to the sellers who listed them on Poshmark.

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As*holes*s Live Forever Hoodie Men Large All Over Print Text Sweatshirt Pocket 9 photos View in Barry’s shop
Barry Paulson
As*holes*s Live Forever Hoodie Men Large All Over Print Text Sweatshirt Pocket
$34.29
L · Pre-owned - Excellent
EUC Assholes Live Forever Two Tone Stash Pocket Graphic Pullover Hoodie Size S 8 photos View in Victor’s shop
Victor Camacho
EUC Assholes Live Forever Two Tone Stash Pocket Graphic Pullover Hoodie Size S
$25.00
S · uln
Assholes*s Live Forever Cuddle My Dog Skeleton Black Lrg Graphic Hoodie Sweater 6 photos View in Eliseo’s shop
Eliseo
Assholes*s Live Forever Cuddle My Dog Skeleton Black Lrg Graphic Hoodie Sweater
$24.95
L · Pre-owned - Good
New Live Forever Floral ALF Shorts Big Mens PLus Size XXL Black Pockets 10 photos View in anna’s shop
anna bennett
New Live Forever Floral ALF Shorts Big Mens PLus Size XXL Black Pockets
$40.49
Big 2X · Pre-owned - Excellent
EUC ALF Two Tone Stash Pocket Graphic Pullover Hoodie Size S 8 photos View in Victor’s shop
Victor Camacho
EUC ALF Two Tone Stash Pocket Graphic Pullover Hoodie Size S
$25.00
S · New without tags
EUC ALF Two Tone Stash Pocket Graphic Pullover Hoodie Size S 8 photos View in Emma’s shop
Emma Camacho
EUC ALF Two Tone Stash Pocket Graphic Pullover Hoodie Size S
$25.00
S · New without tags
A**holes Live Forever Deadly World Hoodie Men's Sz XL Black Zombie Mickey 8 photos View in Nicole’s shop
Nicole Tozier
A**holes Live Forever Deadly World Hoodie Men's Sz XL Black Zombie Mickey
$46.97
XL · Pre-owned - Excellent
A**holes Live Forever 'Have A Nice Trip' Duffel Bag Smiley Faces All-Over Print 18 photos View in Nicole’s shop
Nicole Tozier
A**holes Live Forever 'Have A Nice Trip' Duffel Bag Smiley Faces All-Over Print
$49.97
Large · Pre-owned - Good
Assholes*s Live Forever Black Bomber Letterman Jacket Bones XL 5 photos View in Dawn’s shop
Dawn Hoefferle
Assholes*s Live Forever Black Bomber Letterman Jacket Bones XL
$44.95
XL · Pre-owned - Excellent
As*holes*s Live Forever Hoodie Men Large All Over Print Text Sweatshirt Pocket 9 photos View in Barry’s shop
Barry Paulson
As*holes*s Live Forever Hoodie Men Large All Over Print Text Sweatshirt Pocket
$36.10
L · Pre-owned - Excellent
Drink More Silver Bottle Opener - Metal Bar Accessory View in Kelsie’s shop
Kelsie Hess
Drink More Silver Bottle Opener - Metal Bar Accessory
$20.00
nwt
A**holes Live Forever Metallica Parody Graphic T-Shirt Mens Large Black Vintage 4 photos View in Gregory’s shop
Gregory A Johnson
A**holes Live Forever Metallica Parody Graphic T-Shirt Mens Large Black Vintage
$61.00
L · New without tags
ALF Two-Tone Beige & Black Hoodie - Graphic Streetwear - S 8 photos View in Victor’s shop
Victor Camacho
ALF Two-Tone Beige & Black Hoodie - Graphic Streetwear - S
$35.00
S · New without tags
Two-Tone Beige and Black Crewneck Sweatshirt with Graphic Text 8 photos View in Victor’s shop
Victor Camacho
Two-Tone Beige and Black Crewneck Sweatshirt with Graphic Text
$35.00
S · New without tags
Two-Tone Beige and Black Crewneck Sweatshirt with Graphic Text 8 photos View in Victor’s shop
Victor Camacho
Two-Tone Beige and Black Crewneck Sweatshirt with Graphic Text
$35.00
S · New without tags
ALF Two-Tone Beige & Black Hoodie - Graphic Streetwear - S 8 photos View in Emma’s shop
Emma Camacho
ALF Two-Tone Beige & Black Hoodie - Graphic Streetwear - S
$35.00
S · New without tags
Two-Tone Beige and Black Crewneck Sweatshirt with Graphic Text 8 photos View in Emma’s shop
Emma Camacho
Two-Tone Beige and Black Crewneck Sweatshirt with Graphic Text
$35.00
S · New without tags
Two-Tone Beige and Black Crewneck Sweatshirt with Graphic Text 8 photos View in Victor’s shop
Victor Camacho
Two-Tone Beige and Black Crewneck Sweatshirt with Graphic Text
$35.00
S · uln
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Closo resellers list 21 Assholes Live Forever pieces right now.

How much do Assholes Live Forever shirts sell for?
Assholes Live Forever shirts sell for a median $20 on Poshmark over the last 12 months — $20 used and $12 new with tags. Most Poshmark sales landed between $12 and $30. The numbers are measured on completed sales, not taken from a price guide.
How much are Assholes Live Forever shirts worth?
A typical Assholes Live Forever shirts resale is worth about $20 used and $12 new with tags on Poshmark.
Where can I buy Assholes Live Forever shirts wholesale or in bulk?
Closo Wholesale sells manifested pallets and case packs from vetted U.S. liquidators. Right now no live lot names Assholes Live Forever on its manifest; the wholesale catalogue and the category pages show what is available today.
Where do these prices come from?
From completed sales on Poshmark, refreshed daily; see How we price.